I Know, I know…Take it easy, it’s just a Heartache for tonight. Wait for that Tequila Sunrise or for Hell to Freeze Over and Thriller to go through a sales numbers renaissance. I see those Lyin’ Eyes; you’re not the New Kid in Town, wiseguy. I know a Hotel California in Amboy you can conclude your soft rock Life in the Fastlane, there Desperado. It’s like hearing a music critic claim Coldplay is superior to Led Zeppelin by any metric…just so awful. No mediocre music awards show, monument-smashing, or social media tech baron wait, wiggle and weasel censorship scrum response strategy will ever make it ok that the Eagles have the #1 album ever.