Foreign Policy Freedom Friday Freakout!!!🇺🇸

Undaunted President Donald J. Trump🇺🇸 Leaves On First Foreign Trip As Chief Executive to The Middle East and Mediterranean On Foreign Policy Holy Pilgrimage Tour…U.S. Missile Strike Against Assad Forces Yesterday Near Jordanian Border Slips Under MSM Radar Nearly Altogether…Even With Massive PR Problems, DJT’s Only Serious Threats in 2020 Both Not Democrats, LULZ…I Might Be A Teetotaler, But I’m Ready For Mueller Time!…In Other News, Despite Fluff Biopic, Edward Snowden Provably Less Likable Computer Hacker Than Traitorous Transgendered Miss Manning or Sexually-Risky Albino Assange…Snowden Needs Anthony Weiner’s PR Team, And They Will Be Needing A New Client Soon🇺🇸…