10. “Gesundheit”— If you don’t mind sounding German
9. “Salud” — If you don’t mind sounding pretentious, which: you’re an atheist looking for alternatives to ‘God Bless You,’ you should be fine
8. “Religion is responsible for nearly every major war!”
7. “Nietzsche bless you!” — See #9, multiply by 15 million
6. “When you die there’s nothing…”
5. “It’s just darkness. Like you’re asleep. Forever.”
4. The entire lyrics of “Dear God” by XTC
3. “God bless you” — But ironically! LOLZ!
2. “God bless you” — It’s just a phrase, guys. Give it a rest.
1. “Bless you” — Maybe just drop the ‘God’ part, genius. Christ you’re insufferable.