by Mike Julianelle

These midterm elections may be our last chance at a fair process, if the ship…

I live for my children but my wife and I have vowed to…

Two legendary women.

Two enduring myths.

Two fictional characters with names that sound the same and are almost spelled the same, like, so much so that you have to wonder if one inspired the other… unless you’ve only heard of one of them…

10. “Gesundheit”— If you don’t mind sounding German
9. “Salud” — If you don’t mind sounding pretentious, which: you’re an atheist looking for alternatives to ‘God Bless You,’ you should be fine
8. “Religion is…

SCENARIO 1: FRIEND
A. PHONE CALL
Guy 1: Hello?
Guy 2: Hey man. What’s up?
Guy 1: Nothing. Watching…