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Mike Julianelle
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Oct 3, 2018

The Midterm Infection

The 2016 presidential election was rigged and any attempt to prove otherwise is futile ’cause it just ain’t true. This November brings another chance, perhaps our last chance, via the midterm elections, to right that wrong and vote these destructive Republicans out — if that’s even possible. …

Politics

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The Midterm Infections
The Midterm Infections
Politics

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Sep 7, 2018

I Am Part of the Resistance Inside My Own House

I live for my children but my wife and I have vowed to thwart parts of their agenda and their worst inclinations. — (It would probably help to read this first) My wife and I are facing a test to our parenting like those every other modern parent faces on a daily basis. It’s not just that the terrible twos are in full-swing. Or that our house is bitterly divided over the prospect…

Parenting

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I Am Part of the Resistance Inside My Own House
I Am Part of the Resistance Inside My Own House
Parenting

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Mar 6, 2017

Quiz: Madea or Medea?

Two legendary women. Two enduring myths. Two fictional characters with names that sound the same and are almost spelled the same, like, so much so that you have to wonder if one inspired the other… unless you’ve only heard of one of them, and you know what? …

Movies

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Movies

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Oct 28, 2016

Ten Alternatives to “God Bless You” That Atheists Can Comfortably Use

10. “Gesundheit”— If you don’t mind sounding German 9. “Salud” — If you don’t mind sounding pretentious, which: you’re an atheist looking for alternatives to ‘God Bless You,’ you should be fine 8. “Religion is responsible for nearly every major war!” 7. “Nietzsche bless you!” — See #9, multiply by 15 million 6. “When you die there’s nothing…” 5. “It’s just darkness. Like you’re asleep. Forever.” 4. The entire lyrics of “Dear God” by XTC 3. “God bless you” — But ironically! LOLZ! 2. “God bless you” — It’s just a phrase, guys. Give it a rest. 1. “Bless you” — Maybe just drop the ‘God’ part, genius. Christ you’re insufferable.

Religion

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Religion

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·Feb 10, 2016

Why Texting is Better Than Calling

SCENARIO 1: FRIEND A. PHONE CALL Guy 1: Hello? Guy 2: Hey man. What’s up? Guy 1: Nothing. Watching the game. Guy 2: Who’s winning? Guy 1: Let’s not talk about it. Guy 2: Ha ha, sorry, man. So, you got plans later? Guy 1: I dunno, what’s up? Guy 2: Gonna hit the bar with JP, have…

Technology

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Why Texting is Better Than Calling
Why Texting is Better Than Calling
Technology

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·Feb 5, 2016

EVEN SUPERHEROES GET THE BLUES

by Mike Julianelle INT. KITCHEN — — MORNING A man in a familiar red and blue suit, complete with cape, is sitting at the kitchen table. The room is spare, with a window next to the table, looking out into a large city on a beautiful day. There is a refrigerator…

Fiction

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EVEN SUPERHEROES GET THE BLUES
EVEN SUPERHEROES GET THE BLUES
Fiction

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Mike Julianelle

Mike Julianelle

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Most of the time you can find me bitching about being a dad on my blog: http://dadandburied.com

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