The Ten Directions
Benjamin Schulz
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I tested praying. I prayed to God, then I prayed to my cat. I got the same response from both. That means that either my cat is a God, or God doesn't exist. I decided that in future I would limit talking to myself to muttering under my breath when my Mother-in-Law visited.

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