Dave ColonAdams Administration Hires McKinsey For Get You A Date StudyCalling his predecessor’s work on the issue “disgraceful” and “behind the times” Mayor Eric Adams today announced that New York City has…Oct 13, 2022Oct 13, 2022
Dave ColonDeblazymandiasI met a traveler from old New York, Who said — “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in Grand Army Plaza…Near them, in Prospect…Dec 21, 2021Dec 21, 2021
Dave ColonMayor de Blasio Announces Panel of Your Crushes to Evaluate How To Get You A DateNEW YORK — Mayor Bill de Blasio today announced a new expert panel to figure out what you need to do in life to get a dateApr 5, 2019Apr 5, 2019
Dave ColonEvery Broadway pun the Mets’ play-by-play booth unleashed on Giants’ pitcherMike Broadway as the…This past weekend, the Mets set a franchise record by scoring 12 runs in a single inning in a game against the San Francisco Giants. Gone…May 3, 2016May 3, 2016
Dave ColonLetter of Condemnation: That Fucking Louis CK/Trump ThingThis past weekend was a banner weekend for comedians with bad Donald Trump takes. For starters, you had Saturday Night Live’s “Racists For…Mar 8, 2016Mar 8, 2016