Unibrows United

i don’t shave my legs

Blind Date with Jesus

Who set you up?

Nun-Denominational: Catholics

None-Denominational: Atheists

CTRL + ALT + DELETE: Ohmmmmmm….

Shutting down your brain

Vegans are Weird

Why Deny Yourself

You are a Dog

& Society has made you her bitch

My Penis is Just Fine TYVM!

BTW, so are your boobs

“Different” like me

my future on medium

Catskin Hat

Easy DIY Project

Prophet @ McDonalds

i met her last night, bible in hand

Divorce

Post Analysis

The “Dave Grave”

Living Six Feet Under

Dog on a Leash

thoughts on why we are here

Recently Read

Books i’ve read so far in 2014

Confessions of an Introvert

Apologies to all my x’s in texas

The Day my Therapist Called me “Twisted”

and declared me no longer in need of therapy

White Like Eminem

but i’m no “rap god”

Free Whiskey

via Lap Dancing Lactating Lesbians

Welcome to Camp David

Fresh Squeezed Glass of Breast Milk Anyone?

Why I Brush my Teeth with Shampoo

and you should too

Saint Dave Grigger

donations now being accepted

Dakota

Super Cool Alias

Just a Dream

or is it?

“I Want More Than Enough”

Thoughts on capitalism & materialism

Why People Think I’m Crazy

and vice versa

Drug Dealers

4th leading cause of death

Chicken Nugget Slushy

Conversations w/my 6 yo nephew

Poor Man’s Veal

Kittens: Tender, Nutritious & Cheap

Fake Nipples

vs. real world problems

We Want Our Country Back

We “found” it first

Sh!tty Relationships

Just say NO!

i-cars

if apple were in the car business

15 Cupholders

Consumerism run amok

CONsumer

We’ve been had & don’t even know it

One Size Does NOT Fit All

Why i dropped “off the grid”

X’s

ex-vegan ex-wife ex-atheist ex-ist

Do Flowers Orgasm?

are we just a “bag of chemical”?

Unmasked

Lauryn Hill philosophy

Stripping for God

“Uncovering” the Truth

The Door is Always Open

why i don’t lock my front door

None of the Above

considering the “other” option

ill-u-sion

no one controls me. i make my own decisions

Fake Drawers & False Fronts

Why we accept what is “normal”

Generator Shed

DIY Project Using Pallets

50 Shades of Gray

“gonna wash that gray right outta my hair”

i-dog

*ding*