Dave HorwitzA Pinky Like A Cocktail ShrimpOne day in early September 2016, I was asked by a friend who knows I love and sometimes foster dogs if I would do exactly that for a pit…Apr 2, 2019Apr 2, 2019
Dave HorwitzTuna SnackOnce several years ago a friend and I went out at night to walk along the LA River. After an hour or so of wandering, we wound up in…Jan 6, 20191Jan 6, 20191
Dave Horwitz14 Packets Of OatmealMy friend died three years ago today and the last conversation we had was an argument. Now that the hard part’s out of the way, this can…Feb 20, 20181Feb 20, 20181
Dave HorwitzValentines Day Advice For Normal HusbandsLook, we all know Valentines Day, The Day Of Love(!), is fast approaching. Those who say romance is dead better check their pulse, because…Feb 14, 2018Feb 14, 2018
Dave HorwitzSmoke Break(I found this story I wrote five years ago and am reposting it here because it’s kind of good and kind of bad. It’s both!)Feb 1, 2018Feb 1, 2018
Dave HorwitzWe Aliens Have Come For JasonHello Earthlings, we are from beyond the universe you know as your own. We are from a place further than the most remote collapsed star…Jan 31, 2018Jan 31, 2018
Dave HorwitzA Band Aid For Your BrainI have a therapist. Her name is Laura and she is a good listener and likes to say the word “boundary” a lot and now so do I. Sometimes she…Jan 30, 2018Jan 30, 2018
Dave HorwitzThings To Be Wistful About On A Long Train RideGot a long trip ahead of you? Here are some things to dwell on.Sep 26, 2017Sep 26, 2017
Dave HorwitzYour Parents’ Friends Who Say HiYour parents have a lot of friends. They’re always asking about you. They’ve always liked you. You should call home more! Anyway, their…Sep 26, 2017Sep 26, 2017
Dave HorwitzInstagram Captions To Use When Posting A Selfie To Avoid Appearing Vain Or “Thirsty”Well, it’s come to this. When we last spoke, I was helping you red hot lovers pick the perfect caption to use when you first start…Sep 8, 2017Sep 8, 2017