Published in Slackjaw·Sep 9, 2020It’s Your Friend From The Internet, Wondering When You’ll Invite Me To Your WeddingHey dude! It’s me, your friend from the meme group chat. You know the one—ever since that subreddit shut down, we’ve been chatting with each other on Signal. We change the name of the group every couple of days, but last I checked it was called Lana Del Raytheon’s Drone…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Jun 9, 2020Which Seinfeld Character You Are—Published Different PlacesRecently I wrote what I thought was a compact, pithy piece for a reputable scholarly journal describing my theory that everyone falls into the Seinfeld spectrum somehow: everyone’s either a George, Jerry, Elaine, or a Kramer. …Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in Slackjaw·May 23, 2020Too Hot To Handle: Social-Distancing EditionWelcome to season 2 of Too Hot to Handle, the reality show where a group of certified hotties live together and compete to win $100,000 — if they can stop themselves from having sex with each other, that is. …Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
May 20, 2020East of FairfaxWhen I first moved to Los Angeles, someone told me that Hollywood became shady east of Highland. This was a big part of convincing me to move into the apartment I lived in during 2013, 5 blocks west of La Brea, on Sunset just east of Fairfax. I quickly figured…Los Angeles4 min readLos Angeles4 min read
May 8, 2020Fred Wunpound: A Comic about the British Navy’s Sailor CatA Comic About the Last Ship CatComic1 min readComic1 min read
