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DavidBurgisWays to Re-Package My Article Describing Which Seinfeld Character You AreRecently I wrote what I thought was a compact, pithy piece for a reputable scholarly journal describing my theory that everyone falls into…3 min read·Jun 9, 2020----
DavidBurgisinSlackjawToo Hot To Handle: Social-Distancing EditionCOVID won’t stop season 2 of Netflix’s Too Hot to Handle, the reality show where hotties win money if they don’t have sex with each other.4 min read·May 23, 2020----
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