Dear Rotten Tomatoes: I want Leonardo DiCaprio... not these other Leonardo’s…

Dear Technology
2 min readSep 11, 2020

If I were to ask you to name the most famous celebrity with the first name Leonardo, there would be roughly three acceptable answers:

  1. Leonardo Da Vinci: one of the greatest painters of all time
  2. Leonardo DiCaprio: one of the greatest actors of all time
  3. Leonardo: one of the greatest Ninja Turtles of all time

For those you not familiar, Rotten Tomatoes is a super popular movie review site. On the site, it has a search box. Its search box is the equivalent of asking my 6 year old niece where she put the scissors… we are about to get a lot of wrong answers, but eventually we’ll get there.

If you search Leonardo, you will be gifted with all sorts of Leonardo’s you’ve never heard of before:

At first glance, the couple things that came to mind.. ah, I must be spelling his name wrong… nope not that… ah, maybe he goes by Leo on the site... nope that… ah, maybe this is in alphabetical orders of last names… nope not that…

I had come to the conclusion that Leo was reprising his role in Catch Me If You Can as

--

--

Dear Technology

A humorous place to vent about poor technology. Email: ContactDearTechnology@gmail.com for me to write about your painful experiences.