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The Old Man and the engraving tool

A long time ago there was a brilliant old man called The Old Man.

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Best barters of The Old Man

In my never ending quest to recall every brutal and excruciating moment of my life, I’ve decided to take a look back at some of the great…

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Fuckloads of pumpkin-flavored heaven

It’s that time of year when every bloody thing is made with copious amounts of pumpkiny goodness. If you can drink or eat it, odds are…

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U2: Songs of Innocence

Sure it’s free, but you pay for it with bits of your crushed spirit

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The Great Halloween Condom Run

The greatest Halloween hook-up story I will ever tell

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How I Impregnated an Apple Employee while Getting my iPhone Fixed at the Genius Bar

I broke the camera on my last iPhone, so I had to use an Android for 2–3 months. This wasn’t that bad, but I was very happy to hear that…

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U2: Songs of Innocence

Sure it’s free, but you pay for it with bits of your crushed spirit

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