Duuuuuuude! It´s not enough to walk past 327 Starbucks everywhere you go, that you have to use their jargon as a metaphor? With thousands of literature masterpieces at your disposal for inspiration, You couldn´t think of anything better than “venti latte”?
And do you know what´s the funniest bit of it? In a column two or three weeks from now, you´ll rail against how “Corporate America”, or some such rubbish, is taking over everything.