what


if

i told you

i watched good will hunting for the first time tonight and hoped robin williams had choked matt damon to death and the film finished out with williams in federal prison

if i told you that i believed sasquatch was real

and what if i told you both of things are true b*tch

i’m not going to lie here and lie to you (i’m in bed)

i’m going to give it to you straight

first things first i had a poutine (wow) pizza (damn) tonight and then

had

the

nerve

to

go

on

a

first

date

what the fuck is wrong with me???

i had👏🏼a fucking👏🏼pizza with home👏🏼CUT👏🏼fries onit👏🏼mushroom gra👏🏼vy👏🏼chee👏🏼sssee👏🏼curds and fuc👏🏼king runny ass fried👏🏼eg👏🏼gs onit

minutes before meeting someone for the first time

but i prevailed

i went to a bar ive wanted to go since last spring

and i prevailed?

i thought about mortality every time robin williams talked on screen

i really wondered if he did heroin before

he made that long speech telling matt damon

he was just a young pup who didn’t know

shit

about

shit

but it’s really none of my business —

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don’t @ me