You fight. You say things you don’t mean. You hang up on her mid-tirade. You never apologize. She never calls.

Tequila

The one that got away comes back. It isn’t the same.

The condom breaks.

Your ex is actually happy.

Police Brutality

Your uncle finds your blog and send it to your mother who just got facebook.

That puppy-sized spider

Men’s Rights Activists

Being too prideful to tell her how you feel.

Overwhelming regret

Misdiagnosed Bipolar II

Hair dyes that don’t match the swatch on the box.

The Inland Empire

Debilitating homesickness for a place and time that no longer exists.

Uneven Eyeliner

Immigration Laws

Almost-relationships

The date is going great and you’re about to sneak out to the bathroom to text your friend and tell her that you finally met the one when he says, “I just don’t know how I feel about traditional milestones like marriage and kids.”

Unemployment

Your high school’s anime club

The anxiety that builds slowly over hours following a huge fight.

Your parents’ marriage and how it’s affected your choice in partners.

Working a retail job during the holiday promotional season.

Veggie Bloat

Cat-calling

iCloud

Racist family members meeting your non-white partner.

Jurassic World not meeting your astronomically high expectations.

Really good creepypasta

Finally letting someone in after months only to have them lose interest in you after realizing that your Manic Pixie Nightmare shtick isn’t an act and that you are a true Human Disaster.

Firefly being cancelled.