If we’re being honest, I love Vice. I follow them on most social media and if they ever came knocking about a expose on taco firehole or how many Saint Jude statues are in my grandparents’ house, I won’t pretend I wouldn’t jump at it. This piece is all in good fun and I’d like to think (and you’ve proven) that they’d have a laugh at themselves. I’m glad you had a chuckle.