Twitter is my fan fiction
Its a true thing.
I’m not called Dick or Marcs or nothing even close.
I don’t live or have ever been in America.
I’m not a stand up comic.
I’m just a guy with a internet connection.
I can make my friends laugh.
I’m just a guy, bloke, man in his thirties having a “why” moment at life.
Why didn’t I do the things I thought I would do.
Why didn’t I do that?
Why did I do that?
If anyone ever reads this.
You can do what ever you want.
Or just tell me to fuck off.