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No, it’s not time to take the Lions seriously. Have you seen Matt Stafford’s doofy face? I’ll never be able to take that guy seriously. When they’re in the huddle and he’s calling plays I don’t know how anyone even hears him over the sound how stupid he looks.

It’s the same reason that the Chargers always suck: I couldn’t respect my quarterback if I knew he wore a bolo tie on off days. (And, you know, this.)

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