Wait. Do you really think the person working security at the gate would have confiscated the dildo?
Bryan Jolly

That really is the question. Security opens the bag, sees a dildo, looks up at the dude, looks down at the bag, looks up at the dude again and then realizes “well, I guess there’s no real reason he *can’t* bring a dildo into a football stadium…”

It would be amazing if, as a result of this “incident,” there is a football stadium out there somewhere that figures it had better add dildos to the list of prohibited items.

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