Little Dictators
Little Dictators are fascinating creatures. Driven by their desire of moral, social and intellectual superiority they tend to disregard their lack of power, enforcement and criteria. They can be easily recognized by their contradictory ever-changing arguments and oppressive attitudes towards trivial matters.
Regardless of their impotent status and lack of real influence, Little Dictators pose a threat that must not be ignored. In case of an encounter be cautious and maintain discussion to a minimum. Little Dictators, or Lil D’s, feed from abhorrent discussions on topics of which they have minimal knowledge. One must be alert at all times, Lil D’s will shout incoherent opinions to prove a certain degree of knowledge and a self-created point-of-view. Do not engage.
“Do you drink coffee with milk and sugar? You probably don’t like coffee. I have it dark.”
“I support some-x form ideology which celebrates opinions and freedom, anyone with different ideas is uncultured”
At first, these opinions seem highly debatable with enough room for opinions. Regardless, do not engage.
Little Dictators will attempt to indoctrinate you about their likings in music, movies, art or sports and diminish any preferences that disagree with theirs. They will also mutate likings if they no longer provide them a superior ground.

Only a few Little Dictators grow into fully developed Dictators. Those abandoned by the evolutionary chain compensate their inability to oppress masses by posting annoying Facebook testaments filled with information they saw on a biased Netflix documentary.
Little Dictators are also called Musso-minis, Joseph-Gordon-Lenin’s, or Tickle-Me-Adolf’s. However, Little Dictators are mostly never called because they are obnoxious pieces of shit.
