Don Jefe
3 min readOct 21, 2016

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<Cough> Derailing Sexist Douchebag<Cough>

Excuse me kinda dusty in here.

I feel the need to point out a couple of facts.

You are not fooling anybody

IKR

Everybody knows what you are doing

it’s called failing

Everybody thinks it’s as asinine as you

so much not impressed
I’m just gonna go now

The reason they play along for the most part is to give you the benefit of the doubt that maybe just maybe you are not a waste of flesh (way to go proving that you are indeed a waste of a human being betcha it makes you feel real good )

be you guy!

Another reason is they don’t want to risk the chance that instead of a closet rapist you are a serial rapist.

better yet be gone

You are not being clever or special in anyway in fact you are so typical it’s boring. y

is this you?
or this?
or this?
you all look the same to me

Even if by some fluke of nature you may have something that may be “unique but even that is predictably worthless

way to go snowflake

Seriously don’t live alone if you die by accident they won’t find your body for months

best outcome

On the bright side you tend to prove everything feminists say is true

in your mission to disprove does the opposite fella

And thanks to current events you people have been making yourselfs increasingly irelevant great job there

Oh no somebody stole your job? Who coasting would have negative consequences?

Meanwhile all the handicapping you placed on everybody else has honed us to be better at what we do

funny how that works out hu
nuff said

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