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Douglas Brady
I go to the University of Rochester. For the rest, fill in the ______.
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Siri Bad in Bed, CS Student Finds
A University of Rochester student loves ‘Her’ too much.
A series of leaked emails between a UR junior and his Siri operating system have revealed that the student has returned his iPhone 5 to Apple Inc. because of “irreconcilable differences.” After a midnight viewing of Spike Jonze’s latest film, “Her,” the junior reportedly began flirting with Siri. By the end of the weekend, however, the dejected student shipped his ephemeral partner away. “She acted like she knew me,” the junior said, “and all I had done was ask her what she was wearing.”
Douglas Brady
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Memoirs of a Futon
A parting letter from furniture to a friend
Douglas Brady
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Siri Bad in Bed, CS Student Finds
A University of Rochester student loves ‘Her’ too much.
Douglas Brady
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50 Shades of Joel
Part of a series of fake news about University of Rochester President Joel Seligman
Douglas Brady
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The Pursuit of Interestingness
Because nobody cares about the smartest guy in the room.
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