A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him: August 19th Mass Ritual

I was hoping that I’d see this nonsense here. I guess the left is getting desperate they have to resort to fuzzy bunny witches and kitchen magic because they are still soured the Wiki-ed Witch of the Left lost so badly. So let’s play point/counter-point:

It was allegedly created by a member of a private magical order who wishes to remain anonymous.

Podesta and his #spiritcooking pals

“ I make no claims about its efficacy

Yet you seem to endorse it.

A number of news organizations are looking to interview people taking part in the ritual and to film or photograph any group workings, especially in NYC

Fake news interviewing fake witches, it must be a slow news day.

“ The first ritual takes place Friday evening, February 24th, at the stroke of midnight.”

Lots of places have midnight. That’s too Cinderella, 3:33AM GMT would be better, but whatever.

Some lodges/covens are doing a variation of this as a group working, while a number of solitary practitioners are planning to connect and livestream via Facebook, Twitter, and other social media.”

This would be like 100 cars trying to go through a single lane tunnel at the same time. It will be one big massive pile up.

Reading the 23rd Psalm aloud is common in Hoodoo/Conjure/Rootwork traditions.

So you want to mix ground level and Celestial level vibrations together? That would be like putting JP8 fuel into an electric car.

“ I beseech thee, spirits, bind all of them, As with chains of iron”

Most spirits dont like iron. It would be like asking a vegan to join you at all you can eat steak night at the Happy Heifer.

and having a bite to eat.

Make sure you eat meat, spirits enjoy when you disrespect them by eating meat.

gradually being revealed as the flaming torch of the Statue of Liberty

A Free Mason symbol, that might do the exact opposite, but what do I know, I’m just a well-traveled cat.

Frater SHUF suggests using a baby carrot

Make sure it’s organic.

“ orange candle with black thread”

Any black thread? Any orange candle? 1. the orange candle should be solid orange, not that dipped POS. If you really want it to work, make your own candle. Most of these kitchen witches wouldn’t even know how to do that anymore. 2. black thread? Why not buy discounted gas station sushi while you are at it. the more unpure the thread, the more you are wasting time and energy. Know what you are dealing with. it would be like placing used-worn out breaks on a new car.

“ It is understood, in this context, that binding does not generate the potential negative blowback from cursing/hexing/crossing, nor does it harm the caster’s karma.”

and you speak for Lady Justice and Nemesis, now? So much hubris.

“…ancient Egyptian”

Their priests and priestesses were trained. Books do not a cook, make.

Ever heard of the Magical Battle of Britain?”

Yes, but i also heard of their failed attempt at stopping the Teflon Don from being elected. there was also a group that tried to curse the Harry Potter movies, that didn’t work out too well.

You left out: invocation, evocation, time in relation astral effects, calling upon a higher power (Heavenly, Norse and Egyptians would be a bad idea), creating a circle of protection, focuses, intention (potential backlash), altered mental states, vibration, the counter-rituals done by other Witches, the failure to use correct materials, sacrifice, rebound effects, Celestial Choir interference, Celestial Bureau negation and breaking through the current wards that are in place.

Garbage in, garbage out. While on the comment of spirits, ever wonder if the spirits or Higher Powers might have actually wanted him in office?

But what do I know, I’m just a cat…

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