Movie Mashup — Fatal Attraction and Sharknado
Let’s face it, Hollywood is out of ideas and is forced to call back to reboots after endless reboots, super zero movies and whiny-angst ridden dramas. So instead of being forced to shell out +$25 on crap, you can shell out ½ the price of a movie ticket on my crap. So sit back and enjoy my movie pitch. Today we will be combining the movies: Fatal Attraction and Sharknado. Roll credits…
Today’s movie: Fatal-Nado
From the brilliant mind who brought you Rataken and High School Alien comes another classic: Fatal-Nado. During a stormy night at a beach side hotel, Fin Gallagher has a one night stand with a lovely shark-girl named Jawsmine. When Fin rejects Jawsmine and is unwilling to commit, she grows angry as lust turns into rage.
Fear gripping drama…
Fin Gallagher — She keeps calling the apartment. Every time Berth answers the phone, Jawsmine hangs up. I find chum in my mailbox, and I’m getting scared Jimmy. I don’t want my family eaten. Jimmy you there? JIMMY! NO!!!!
Jimmy — Relax dude, I was getting a beer.
Based on actual events…
Jimmy — What’s wrong?
Fin Gallagher — My wife wants to go to Jawsmine’s underwater house and drop a bomb on it.
Jimmy — I’ll watch her back, I’ll be driving the get-away boat.
Fin Gallagher — Then defiantly not!
Fatal-Nado, coming to theaters near you!
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