PinnedMatthias GregoriusDog Saves Flaming Jazz-Hands ManWhen life and death are the stakes, hindsight and “woulda, coulda, shoulda” can truly torment. A large young girl was pretty shaky on her…May 4May 4
PinnedMatthias GregoriusFaster Than A Speeding City BusLess than a dozen, more than five. The number of close calls where I thought the end was surely near. Twice, the ER Doc grimly informed…May 10, 20221May 10, 20221
PinnedMatthias GregoriusFingers in the Pie, Severed“Without the safety cover, I won’t last five minutes before that thing rips my hand off, what the fuck man?”Nov 1, 20221Nov 1, 20221
PinnedMatthias GregoriusNun Nurse Nelly’s Vicious BackhandI didn’t begin the day expecting to be nearly decapitated by an angry Nun, nurse, named Nelly. For that matter, nor did I intend to…May 21, 20221May 21, 20221
Matthias GregoriusMy Senior Citizen StalkerIt was a public gathering, celebrating the New Year in Sapporo Japan. I was the only foreigner in the room. I saw her sitting alone, about…May 7May 7
Matthias GregoriusThe Day I Met the Dating Game KillerMy young life was haunted by not one, but two serial killers. Serial killers are entities we observe from a distance. TV, Movies, maybe…May 5May 5
Matthias GregoriusBattling the Bōsōzoku: The Real “Fast & Furious”When you are a 19 year old wildling, you don’t run a proper risk/reward analysis before leaping into action. Especially when enraged and…Apr 26Apr 26
Matthias GregoriusColliding With the Professor: My Neil Peart EncounterThough angry, I want to believe Neil slammed that hotel room door and at least smiled. Our rock hero would not sign a fan’s stuff without…Feb 4Feb 4
Matthias GregoriusWhy Righteous Men Flee in TerrorThe crossroads where belief, superstition, propaganda, and hysteria meet is fertile ground for the comical. A roomful of Mormon leaders and…Jun 23, 2023Jun 23, 2023
Matthias GregoriusRevenge Upon a Bully: The Reappearing Ouija BoardThis was a bully I knew exactly how to handle. “Know Your Enemy” and all that. I knew the game plan that would result in this vicious bully…Jun 22, 2023Jun 22, 2023