A Meter Maid mermaid rose from the ashes of the lake of fire one fateful 5am morning. Her name was Marlene Brown. She went around town ticketing cars for no good reason.
Innocent people who were working in the office all day long. Who spent many hours at a desk working very, very hard just to come out to find their vehicles were hit yet again by Marlene. The evil meter maid mermaid.
They didn’t deserve that.
Marlene has something called a vendetta against men who drive a Prius. Word has it that a 2012 Prius fell on her sister and paralyzed her.
Too bad she is still alive.
Marlene doesn’t like to see people happy. She just haaaates that with a passion.
Marlene is going through her fifth divorce. Marlene’s nickname at the moose lodge is ‘Alimony Jane’. Marlene eats their souls. Poor mans souls who didn’t think twice to do a background check on Mrs. Meter Maid from Hell Meanie Mean Marlene.
Marlene’s cell phone number is 597–290–1120
She loves having vehicles towed away to impoundment yards, where it costs $250.00 a day. Word on the street says she gets kickbacks because she is sleeping with the owner of the tow truck company’s illegitimate son. Even though he’s married with two babies and a pregnant wife at home.
Shhhhusssshhhh.
Unpaid tickets from Mrs. Marlene will get your leased suv booted in Madison county where Mrs. Marlene does her rounds of terror.
“I’m sorry, sir, but as soon as I write the ticket there’s nothing I can do.”
Oh is that so, Mrs. Marlene?
Do you want to know what Mrs. Marlene needs for Christmas this year?
Do you?
Do you want to know what Mrs. Marlene needs this year?
She needs to die.
Marlene’s home address is 62134 Kellion Tree Lane, Madison Wisconsin 53562.
That’s the ticket.
