Old McDonald’s Farm

Only yesterday, the day before and the month before, Old McDonald’s farm flourished with carefully selected and pampered fruits and vegetables

Now fast forward to the morning after the night before the responsible shepherd paid Old McDonald’s farm a visit

Old McDonald must’ve been very lucky to behold the flattening of his once upon a time beloved and flourishing farm. His neighbour Mr Drinkwater didn’t gain the grace to behold the ruins of his own farm cos his body sits at the morgue

Now, Mrs Drinkwater is not allowed to mourn her husband because that will really aggravate the extended family of the responsible shepherd, that’s a ‘no go’ area Ma’am, don’t even think about it