Time to get back to work. Gotta pile up as much cash as possible before humanity self-destroy. Then I’ll write.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Get up, get off the track, and go kiss your boss’ ass. Twice. Two for Tuesday.
Everybody’s working for the weekend. Especially today. All day, today. Long day, today. And please, stop saying ‘Happy Hump Day’. It makes it longer. Today.
There’s light at the end of the tunnel. Let’s hope it’s not the train. Companies often fire people on a Friday. WID BE SOF: When in doubt, be ‘sick’ on Friday. Tomorrow.
Work is good for the soul. Don’t be selfish, leave it to your colleagues. You have to plan for the weekend. Are my internet searches monitored by my boss? And please, stop saying ‘TGIF’. It makes it longer.
I’m so tired, I can’t write. Today.
I’m so stressed about Monday, I can’t write. Next weekend.