Jon Skeet — The Chuck Norris of Programming
Prosper Otemuyiwa

Haha I thought to add in a few…

Jon Skeet is global variable.

Import Jon Skeet is the equivalent of import *.

Legend says when he snores, his Zs are actually Java API.

It is said that Jon Skeet grew a Tree set and a Tree Map by looking at loam. And hashed trolls to sleep.

“While (Jon Skeet)” is an alternative to “while (true)”

After big Oh of N (O^N), comes big oh of Jon Skeet 😩

The San Bernardino iPhone can be unlocked by lilting to Siri, “Open sesa-Skeet.”

Jon Skeet summons Siri with the phrase “Okay Google”