Lol, JC, you got that from a site called “Dufflebag”. Way to go, dude! They look like more fun than The Onion!
I especially loved this part … “On late Monday evening Mattis was seen throwing his prized copy of “Meditations” by Marcus Aurelius — which he refers to in times of personal crisis — right out the window in a fit of rage that reverberated around every ring of the Pentagon.”
Mattis must be like the Hulk (another of your favs?) to be able to hurl a book through bullet-proof and small rocket-proof glass.
Like, wow! Awesome! You have a great sense of the absurd, JC!