God dammit! Go to sleep!
Jason Wolverton

Oh, the joys of fatherhood. I have two daughters myself (5yr old and 18mo old) and it’s always a miniature battle to get both to bed. At least, the 18mo old can just cry herself to sleep in her crib, but the 5yr old just sits on top of the stairs as well and waits. It’s pretty crazy what they come up with and say.