10 Ediale Definitions Of ‘Digital Thieves’ Of The Times

You know them. Not literary, but yeah they know you too. So what if we just go all out to know them as well. Here, I give the unusual textbook definitions of a Scam Artiste or a digital thief.

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  1. The too-lazy to study and work as a professional in the conventional or unconventional industry. Yet they work hard to master the techie shits of stealing. Often referred as the gods of digital device manipulations and scam craftsmanship.

2. The self-indoctrinated peeps that believe people killing for wealth are shameless but rather throw a simple scam to help fetch from someone else’s financial account without a pinch of guilt.

3. Curse-lovers but prison haters. The last line of their mission statement reads “you can advertise your curses on me. Please don’t take me to the police”. They have accepted and adjusted to the life of multiple curses. They have counted that as the risk of the business.

4. They dedicate years to stealing and by force embrace later years of uncontrollable havoc. Social havoc, spiritual havoc…the list is near endless.

5. Their tagline goes thus “Why care to discover your purpose when you can steal to oppose”.

6. They are atheist. Usually unknowingly, mostly unaware, generally careless of the fact that they disbelieve in God. Although some attend religious services and programs.

7. They are unperturbed, unstoppable, unrepentant thieves who dropped the guns but rather inherit a dark skill to enable them rob you of your liquid assets stored up in your strong room (which is usually your bank) without the sweat and pains of the Armed-robbery era.

8. At first their mantra is: go steal today and use the money to live a good life forever. But at last it becomes: keep growing this new found art of darkness.

9. At some point they plan to scam for good business sake. But the reality soon shows up at an awkward angle: clubbing, parties, prostitutes, diseases, frustration, dark habits, fights, drugs and then…death.

10. Dudes who steal from others using a digital device. They are involved in what is known as cyber-thievery. They even steal identity. Identity theft means stealing the identities of others by cracking into a digital system and getting individuals’ Social Security numbers, birth dates, credit card numbers, and similar personal information.

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