Cow, ooops, Edubirdie in the vacuum

Essay writing production at a edubirdie service was low, so the editor wrote to the local university, asking for help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the physicist returned to the edubirdie, saying to the editor, “I have the solution, but it only works in the case of spherical edubirdies in a vacuum”.