Seventeen — February2015

I haven’t talked much about the club lately, want to go over some of that shit as its always different

–I definitely fit in way better then I did before, when I first got there I was doing my best to be outgoing, making sure to say ‘bon soir’ and ‘ca va’ to all the girls, then the majority started laughing at me when I did so…or completely ignored me. FINE. Even re-watching my Cancer Midheaven (Alyssa Sharpe) video, re-learning how people spot me because I’m ‘so’ nice that I could very easily be taken advantage of. Cue speaking to no one (unless spoken to) and sitting at the far end of the banquet, face in my notebook for hours at a time; I didn’t want them to think I needed their approval or friendship, THAT I REALLY DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT BUT I HAVE MANNERS….and I didn’t want them to mess with me, I ALWAYS kill people with kindness, Mumsy ingrained that in me and I feel it works 99% of the time. Anyway given that I was working almost every night, chilling by myself, not really bothering to go out of my way…I guess they realized I wasn’t a threat, or a bitch. Of course there were nice girls from the get go, far and few between at first but now, I don’t have an issue with anyone anymore–theres this one girl who looks SO much like Ariana Grande and she’s really sweet, so fucking pretty. One of the first things she asked me was where I came from, upon replying ‘New York’ she freaked out, says its her dream to be there, that she loves it; she tells this excitedly to her BITCH friend (ooh deja vu) right in front of me and the girl just gave me this dirty look. Her friend, fuck lets give them names MissAriana and MissCan’tDanceForShit. MissCDFS is the absolute worst dancer/stripper EVER. She’s an average looking girl, decent body, big tits–she’s just always got this nasty look on her face like she’s smelling something bad, she always looks perpetually bored as well. Plus her friend is fucking gorgeous, I saw MissCDFS go up to a client (we’re always told whom to go to) and he dismissed her and asked to get her friend. She didn’t like that. When she dances, dude its so bad, she just doesn’t try at all and has this look like she’s above it all, she mostly just has her back to the audience and randomly shakes her ass off tempo from the music, going from the pole, to leaning against the speakers, to the pole, to leaning against the speakers, to the pole, to the speakers, when she takes off her bra its the most anti-climatic thing you’ve ever seen. Me and her don’t speak at all but I really like MissAriana, she goes ‘Koo Kooooo’ when she see’s me, I asked MissSelfie what it means and its like ‘baby’ or ‘girly’; I actually love that and am integrating it in my french vocabulary. MissAriana I believe is half spanish/half french, she speaks good english as well, she doesn’t blow me away when she dances but she always puts her heart into it and is cute as hell, I do think she’s self conscious about her tits as she waits for the last second to take off her bra and mostly covers herself once she does. Once she got out her ipod for her dance and BLASTED Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ and went to town, slapping her ass hard and everything. She’s so sweet, I really like her.

–I haven’t seen MissPregnant or MissHotmess in awhile now, I kind of miss MissHotmess because she was just a genuinely sweet girl, always a smile on her face. Plus her outfits were always fun to see haha. I do think MissCunt is pregnant, that gut she has DOESN’T MOVE and its getting bigger what seems by the day, she’s very wary of it, constantly changing her outfit, rubs her belly all the time. Her dancing has turned to shit, I used to think she was really sexy when she got up there but I think its her body thats messing with her, you can tell she doesn’t feel sexy, which is sad :( It’s got to be hard fucking work to be a pregnant stripper, one who’s going through with the kid….I’m smelling Grey again gods help me, its happening so often now, it completely takes me back to his sex. I never did mention his eyes, I’m not a big ‘eyes’ girl, truthfully all eyes are gorgeous and there are other things to notice :D but damn dude, gigantic/intense/BRIGHT blue eyes that I really loved to stare into, fuck I miss him. Happily however she’s nice as fuck to me now, nary a dirty look, always a hello when she sees me, I’ll take it Mama!!

–MissBitch is another one who’s surprisingly VERY sweet to me now, the night she told me she was a writer and wrote a novel we bonded of course a little bit, she wanted to draw in my notebook and I let her, now sometimes she borrows paper or pens (she never gives the them back haha, I was actually planning on telling her she could have it upon her returning it, but she just snatched it and walked away lol, RIP Blue Pen </3)

–FUCK MissTranslator fainted the other day at work, she was out cold!!! I was actually standing with her when it happened, us and two other girls were instructed to go to this group of men and one minute she seemed totally fine and I turn around and she looks like she’s dead on the floor, non responsive, flat on her back, eyes closed. Fucking scary, all the girls started screaming and rushing to her, even the chick that was dancing on the stage raced down to her aid, having had my share of fainting episodes I know this is the WORST thing to do, so I just got her ice water and stopped myself from throwing it on her face as not everyone appreciates that (Layla did! and it woke her the fuck up when I thought she was about to die on me). The water went ignored and the managers helped her outside where everyone smokes (its this little enclave, fresh air and technically outside but its blocked by three walls and has a couch to sit on). She came back after maybe an hour of chilling out there and then carried on with work as usual. She must be a Cap, that impressed me that she was up on the stage after that and everything, she fell HARD.

–There’s this chick who wasn’t there my first week, but since week two I’ve seen her every night I work, she introduced herself to me right away when we first met. She’s been working there for eight years, has a gorgeous little body, one of the nicest asses I’ve EVER seen, she’s just so tight and fit and the best dancer in the club. She’s ALWAYS smiling/dancing/laughing and works that pole like a fucking boss, all sorts of shit she does, likes fast/loud music and everyone is always awed by her, she likes to get down on the stage and work it for people who are sitting close by. Its really cute/sexy; she seems to always be in a good mood. She’s a cute girl, the first time I saw her I didn’t think so, eh its just she didn’t strike me as being particularly pretty but really she’s just a bit different looking, she’s got the nose they put on Steve Carell for that new ‘Foxhunter/catcher/something’ and I’m not a hundred percent on the meaning as I’ve met no one in real life with a nose like that but I’m pretty sure it means you’re hardworking to a fault, which describes her, she said she ‘likes the money’ she makes here and not so much the job itself. I think the chick just loves to dance, she’s an incredible dancer, she does INSANE moves on the pole and makes it look easy as fuck– I like her a lot.

–Last night a loud group of American girls came in, they all looked young as hell and they were sooooo drunk, it was really cute actually. There were maybe six of them and they were SO enthusiastic, cheered and screamed when we performed for them, would make audible sounds of shock if MissAmazon did a split or something. I was actually really excited to get up and dance as they were just so appreciative and very vocal about it. When they put ‘drunk in love’ for me on (of course they did) they all freaked, one of them goes ‘this is my dream!!!’ hahahahahaha lolol what dream?! Seeing a chick strip to Beyonce?! WISH GRANTED CUTIE. I was actually drunk when it was my turn to dance, the owner (who I really like, he’s this non creepy old man and is so sweet, he only speaks french, almost no words whatsoever in English) was buying/giving all the girls free drinks and after declining twice he pulled me up and poured me their champagne (most expensive shit there) and DAMN its fucking tasty. When I finished (rather quickly) he asked if I wanted another one and I yessed him, happy to be drunk then, then a client bought me a bottle of champagne (he was a fucking dick, I’ll get to him later as I need to run out and get some food/new lingerie because I haven’t done shit for laundry) and that officially had me twisted, lots of fun to do this drunk, WHO KNEW?!?! haha. Anyway I’m up there, I’m doing shit I’ve never done before with my liquid courage, when I dropped down on the floor and writhed my body on hands/knees they FREAKED OUT haha, I do like to stare down certain people in the audience and I’m looking at the girls and one of them goes in this awed voice ‘You’re so hot’ hahahha and I cracked up on stage–appreciate that girly ❤

–That dick I mentioned, rolled into the club with this silk suit on, Miss…fuck I didn’t give her a name, haha I want to call her MissNose haha, I am not meaning it in a derogatory way, its just a bold feature and fits her face rather well actually. Miss Nose goes up and she’s giving the guy a lapdance in the back of the club, then Paul calls me over and I see her leave the dude, he has a bottle of champagne as he specifically asked for me to come and drink with him. Right away the dude is a fucking dick, tells me I need to take my clothes off to sit with him, truthfully I’m just eyeing that champagne and he just paid a big bill, I had made NO money that night and was down to drink/make some cash

I’m getting hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, have to get going–oh shit!! I have everything I need here as I went on a major food shopping spree yesterday having gotten ahold of my cash. Fucking hell it was not an easy process though and I had a few meltdowns in the process haha. Eating/smoking/walking/shopping/working/writing more later

HAPPY EARLY VALENTINES DAY YOU COUPLED UP WHORES (and non coupled up whores) :P ❤ XO