Emily KemmeLook Ma! I’m Adulting!I’ve been wondering about this a lot lately. Would I get into heaps of trouble with the Apple Thought Police if I admitted publicly that I…Mar 12, 2016Mar 12, 2016
Emily KemmeWhat’s On Your Go-to-Heck List?Do you prefer positive euphemisms and doublespeak? Or should we just tell it like it is.Feb 19, 2016Feb 19, 2016
Emily KemmeThe Wild West’s Alternate UniverseWe needn’t trip into a tunnel between two worlds. Parallel Universes exist in real life, too.Jan 29, 2016Jan 29, 2016
Emily KemmeNurse Ratched’s Theory About MenA Mars-Venus explanation we all can understand.Jan 8, 2016Jan 8, 2016
Emily KemmeHappy Hashtag Holidays!It used to be that all the information you needed to make your loved ones happy during the holidays were the names of Santa’s reindeer, the…Dec 18, 2015Dec 18, 2015
Emily KemmeThe Thanksgiving That Time ForgotThanksgiving — the time of year when Americans should never contemplate running away from home, even if temporarily. Inspired by the good…Nov 27, 2015Nov 27, 2015
Emily KemmeIt Starts With a FishWhen my daughter moved into her first apartment, she got a fish. Then a cat. Then this happened. It’s not what you think. . .Nov 8, 2015Nov 8, 2015
Emily KemmeThe Secret to Herding CatsSometimes when you ride, you start out without a purpose. You can find one in the silence that exists between you, the road, and your bike.Oct 12, 2015Oct 12, 2015
Emily KemmeHow To Be a Rotten House GuestBefore my parents acquired ownership of my grandparents’ rustic mountain cabin, and my mom cleaned out its wondrous assortment of…Sep 15, 2015Sep 15, 2015