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Due to its vulgarity, I have unlisted this article, as, while said vulgarity came about for humorous reasons, I do not feel it is the right way to bring across the important points it contains, nor was that humor taken to be as such by most people who read the article. However, clicking on the link across various social media sites it has been shared on will still take you here. It is available without said vulgarity here. It is currently on the Huffington Post Politics Blog, where I have been given a chance to write regularly. At the time of writing this, this article also contains the vulgarity, but I will attempt to fix this as soon as possible.