My Definitive Ranking of Harry Styles’ 2018 Tour Outfits

After many requests from my fans,

I will be posting my definitive ranking of Harry Styles’, the king of fashion’s, 2018 tour outfits from worst to best. Well, more like least favorite to most favorite.

60. Black Beauty

Show #33: 5/25/2018 Santiago, Chile

Compared to all of his other outfits, this one was very lackluster. I appreciate the sparkles though.

59. Pirates of the Caribbean On Tour

Show #3: 03/14/2018 Amsterdam, Netherlands

Listen, 2003 Orlando Bloom is QUAKING, but 2018 me is not.

58. A Composition Notebook, but Make it Fashion

Show #11: 03/30/2018 Barcelona, Spain

I know this doesn’t really look like a composition notebook, but that’s immediately what I thought of when I saw it. It gave me war flashbacks to junior high, but Harry looks much better in this suit than I ever did back then.

57. I Don’t Have a Witty Name for This One

Show #31: 05/12/2018 Tokyo, Japan

I also don’t have a witty comment for this one. I just thought it was pretty bland compared to some of Harry’s other outfits

56. Honey, I Enlarged the Safety Pins

Show #15: 04/05/2018 Mannheim, Germany

The giant safety pin in the middle of this suit jacket reminds me of emergency prom dress fixes right before prom. “Don’t worry, no one will notice the safety pin,” mom said. Spoiler alert, everyone noticed.

55. If Prince Eric Listened to My Chemical Romance

Show #46: 06/18/2018 Boston, Massachusetts

Welcome to the Black Parade, Ariel.

54. We Love a Politically Vocal Harry

Show #40: 06/09/2018 F.T. Lauderdale, Florida

The orange ribbon is to raise gun violence awareness, and that is one of the many reasons why Harry is the best.

53. Little Black Suit

Show #41: 06/11/2018 Atlanta, Georgia

Little Black Suit, get it?? Like the One Direction song Little Black Dress but not??? No? Just me? Cool..

52. Cute as a Button, Every Single One of You

Show #25: 04/28/2018 Brisbane, Australia

This is another One Direction reference because it’s a black suit but BUTTONED.

51. To Be or Not To Be: That is the Question

Show #26: 05/01/2018 Manila, The Philippines

Coming soon to a Shakespeare festival near you.

50. Move over Daphne, There’s a New Fashion Queen in Town

Show #10: 03/27/2018 Munich, Germany

Woman, do be do be do.

49. My Favorite is Probably the Cheetahs, But I Ain’t Messin’ With No Zebra

Show #30 05/10/2018 Osaka, Japan

Everyone should watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend because it’s a great show, and also, that’s the only way you’re going to understand the name I gave this suit.

48. Forgive Me For I Have Sinned

Show #8 03/24/2018 Oberhausen, Germany

The original picture I had of this outfit was low quality, and made it look like it was this really odd orange color. If I had known it was red, it would’ve been much further down in the list. I did this suit wrong, and it deserved so much better.

47. Ziggadee-Doo-Dah

Show #22: 04/21/2018 Perth, Australia

Get it?? Cause it’s has zig zags all over it???

46. Yer a Wizard ‘Arry

Show #28 05/05/2018 Hong Kong

I know there’s stars on it too, but when I saw the lightning bolt pants, I couldn’t not make the Harry Potter reference.

45. It’s Styles, Harry Styles

Show #44: 06/15/2018 Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Harry needs to play James Bond, and that’s the truth tea sis.

44. BeetleJuice, but Add Sparkles

Show #32: 05/23/2018 Buenos Aires, Argentina

Listen, I know Beetlejuice had a white suit with black stripes. Let me live.

43. Velvet Elvis

Show #51: 06/27/2018 Indianapolis, Indiana

I love the Velvet detail on this, and Velvet Elvis is my favorite Kacey Musgraves song.

42. Shine Bright, Shine Far, Don’t Be Shy Be a Star

Show #53: 07/01/2018 St. Paul, Minnesota

As you’ll see, Harry does not get Tyred of the sparkly shirt. I was trying to make a joke because Tyra Banks is in Life Size, but now it just looks like I don’t know how to spell tired.

41. He is KILLting It

Show #20: 04/14/18 Glasgow, U.K.

An image I never knew I needed.

40. When Your Jacket Shrinks in the Dryer, But You Try to Wear it Anyways

Show #39: 06/07/2018 Houston, Texas

I actually really love everything about this one.

39. Hot Professor

Show #34: 05/27/2018 Rio De Janeiro, Brazil

Who am I kidding??? Professors never dress this nice.

38. Little Boy Blue

Show #16 04/07/2018 Birmingham, U.K.

While doing this ranking, I learned a lot about myself. For instance, I’m a big fan of Harry in blue.

37. Move Over Fabio, There’s a New Chest in Town

Show #2: 03/13/2018 Paris, France

We love a sparkly jacket and deep v.

36. Beetlejuice, But Add a Pink Jacket

Show #17: 04/09/2018 Manchester, U.K.

I also discovered that I love Harry in pink just as much, if not more, than Harry in blue.

35. A Picnic Blanket, But Make it Fashion

Show #49: 06/24/2018 Washington, D.C.

I’d actually go outside to eat lunch on this picnic blanket.

34. Please Scan the Barcode Again

Show #12: 03/31/2018 Madrid, Spain

I wish there was giant beep after every time Harry ran across stage wearing this suit.

33. About 3 Things I Was Absolutely Positive: First, Harry Was a Vampire

Show #7: 03/21/2018 Oslo, Norway

I hope there were vampire themed fanfics written about this suit because if not, that’s honestly, a missed opportunity.

32. Ernesto De La Cruz Wishes He Looked This Good

Show #60: 07/14/2018 Los Angeles, California

Harry is the Ernesto De La Cruz that Miguel deserved. Side note: Everyone go watch Coco!!

31. I Never Got a Bedazzler for Christmas

Show #1: 03/11/2018 Basel, Switzerland

It looks like a few of the rhinestones fell off this at some point during the show, and I hope Harry bedazzled them back on because I dig this look.

30. The Pink Panther is QUAKING!!!

Show #5: 03/18/2018 Stockholm, Sweden

Did I mention that I LOVE Harry in pink???

29. I Can Hear the Bell-Sleeves

Show #55: 07/06/2018 Vancouver, Canada

We love a good bell sleeve.

28. RompHARRY: Part 1

Show #21: 04/16/2018 Dublin Ireland

This jumpsuit is ICONIC.

27. I Don’t Know What this Print is, But I Love it.

Show #27: 05/03/2018 Singapore

I want this shirt tattooed on my forehead.

26. I’ve Got a Blue Velvet Crush

Show #59: 07/13/2018 Los Angeles, California

I titled this outfit that because I think Harry should’ve performed Girl Crush live more. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

25. A Cheetahlicious Sister

Show #19: 04/12/2018 London, U.K.

The Cheetah Girls were all about equality and so is Harry. Coincidence?? I think not.

24. The Pirates of the Caribbean, but this time FASHION

Show #35: 05/29/2018 Sao Paulo, Brazil

This time 2003 Orlando Bloom and 2018 Emily are both QUAKING!!!

23. RompHARRY: Part 2

Show #57: 07/09/2018 Sacramento, California

This jumpsuit makes dreams come true.

22. But I Don’t Regret Falling For Your Fool’s Gold

Show #54: 07/03/2018 Denver, Colorado

Yes, I am biased towards this outfit because it was the show I went to. No, I’m not sorry about it. This shirt was brighter than my future.

21. Over the Maroon

Show #4: 03/16/2018 Antwerp, Belgium

Listen, I love maroon, and the detailing on this one is EVERYTHING.

20. Your Grandma’s Wallpaper, But Make it Fashion

Show #9: 03/25/2018 Hamburg, Germany

I feel like I shouldn’t love this suit as much as I do, but I do and that’s that.

19. I’m Blue Da Be Dee Dabba Daa

Show #50: 06/26/2018 Detroit, Michigan

I adore this shirt and these pants together, and that’s all I have to say about that.

18. I’m Blue Da Be Dee Dabba Daa, But Also Pink

Show #48: 06/22/2018 New York City, New York

I had to get a picture with Kacey in it too because their duet was everything, her dress is iconic, and she’s an absolute yeehaw queen.

17. “It’s a Bit Nipply”

Show #56: 07/07/2018 Seattle, Washington

This entire outfit is nip slip, and I’m not mad about it.

16. I’m a Snaaaaakeee, I’m a Sneaky Lil’ Snake

Show #45: 06/16/2018 Toronto, Ontario

I’ll be honest, I initially thought this would be a lot further down in the list because I’m absolutely obsessed with it, but this is when the ranking really started to get tough.

15. I Can Hear the Bell-Bottoms

Show #52: 06/30/2018 Chicago, Illinois

While I’m not a huge fan of the print, the bell-bottom pants really knocked this one out of the park.

14. I Wish I Could Bake a Cake Out of Rainbows and Smiles, and We’d All Eat It and Be Happy

Show #29: 05/07/2018 Bangkok, Thailand

Barbie wishes she looked this good in sparkles.

13. The Bee Movie, But Every Time It’s Fashion It Gets Faster

Show #24: 04/27/2018 Sydney, Australia

I’m usually not a huge fan of yellow, but this suit on Harry really mustards my hotdog. I hated typing that.

12. Barbie’s Convertible, But a Suit

Show #14: 04/04/2018 Bologna, Italy

Have I mentioned that I love Harry in pink???

11. A Blue Christmas, But Not Sad

Show #43: 06/14/2018 Hershey, Pennsylvania

The blue and white combo really reminds me of the sky and the planet we are constantly destroying.

10. Flower Child

Show #38: 06/05/2018 Dallas, Texas

I really think we deserved more floral on this tour.

9. Baby You Light Up My World Like Nobody Else

Show #13: 03/31/2018 Madrid, Spain

This suit is so bright you can see it from space.

8. I Lied. This Suit is Actually So Bright You Can See it From Space.

Show #6: 03/19/2018 Copenhagen, Denmark

Not to repeat myself, but I love Harry in blue.

7. Harry Styles is an Outfit Repeater

Show #36: 06/01/2018 Mexico City, Mexico

Harry is coming for Lizzie McGuire’s brand.

6. Harry Styles is an Outfit Repeater

Show #37 06/02/2018 Mexico City, Mexico

Harry Styles is coming for Lizzie McGuire’s brand.

5. I Just Actually Really Love This One Okay

Show #23: 04/24/2018 Melbourne, Australia

I have no idea how to describe this suit, but I do know that I love it a lot.

4. We’re Honestly Down to the Final Four, and I’m Running Out of Creative Names

Show #18: 04/11/2018 London, U.K.

I’ve really loved this suit since I first saw it, and even I’m shocked that it isn’t number one. This ranking was a wild ride.

3. Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something BLUE

Show #42: 06/12/2018 Nashville, Tennesse

Is literally anyone surprised that one of the top 3 outfits is blue???

2. It’s Bond, Floral Bell Bottom Bond

Show #47: 06/21/2018 New York City, New York

I know, I ‘m shocked too, but there’s just something about this one. I love the black and white, the floral, the bell bottoms, I just love it all!!!

1. Welcome To The Final Show (Outfit)

Show #58: 07/11/2018 San Jose, California

This is it!!! In my personal opinion, this is the best outfit from Harry’s 2018 tour!!

When I first decided I was going to rank all of Harry’s outfits from his 2018 tour, I had no idea that it was going to turn out the way it did. I also didn’t know it would take me so long, but that’s besides the point. Even though I may have poked some fun at some of Harry’s outfits, I love all of them!! He’s the fashion king!! If you disagree with me, or are mad with where I ranked your favorite, please make your own ranking!! I would love to see it!! Send me the links sisters!

xoxo,

emilydepp24

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