Corporate Penguins

Mandatory Tri-Annual Household Meeting. Summer sesh. I’m a stickler for participation and knew I could get Jude more interested by bringing in an exclusive brew. Some of his best input is inspired by hot cocoa. I can’t let him know that. He will record minutes for us and, truth be told, he won’t email those out til he feels like it. I’ve brought it up on evaluations, under things to improve — talk about defensive. I ain’t pokin that bear again. Lola expressed interest of introducing new cheeses into the standard toasted cheezers we always have. We’re doin it. Let’s find out if Havarti really does make the party. Jude added that we’ll need Daddy in Accounting to approve the possible increase in expense from traditional cheddar. And you know what-he’s right. I got a lotta good people on my team. Jude shared he was offsite one afternoon and helped build a fort with some playmates — he submitted we give it a try right here in our facility. That’s why we have these meetings, guys. As Momager, I have my head on a swivel and try to keep morale and productivity on the up and up. Now when this meeting is dismissed, Lola will linger back to talk about the sticky fridge situation and having brighter night lights. Every time.

