WHEN THEY GROW UP When I was a freshman, my nephew didn’t understand how I was his uncle. He was convinced beyond doubt that I dint fit the bill. I had very few notes in my wallet, I was in school and I didn’t have a wife and kids. And…

BOUJEE It’s a lazy Sunday morning. The day before I had spent with this babe. I have never seen with bad hair. Neither a tired hairstyle. She has a good head of hair. Long, dark hair that has its own taste. It probably sleeps with sleeping blinds on. Am thinking…

Today I literally heard the calendar schliff to July. It felt like a good reminder of a bad decision I didn't make on my own. Like people who constantly remind you that you have acne. The ‘hujawai nona?’ type. Life has been like a dry convex leaf floating on a…

WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO ? You have probably been in love once. With a girl or a boy. It could be a relative. A friend. Whatever kind of love it could have been, as long as it was with a human being. My shush had a secret place where…

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN January was pretty and short. Pretty short. Maybe not for you but all in all we survived. I know it’s late but I will still say, Happy New Year! The numbers at the gym have started dwindling by now because Kenyans forget things easy. Waititu just happened…

THE YEAR THAT WAS, 2019 was a good year for me. The best year in my life so far. I didn’t travel to the archipelago called Maldives. I didn’t get a girlfriend to deliver a care package to on her shark week. I didn’t achieve any of my dreams but…

MTU WA MAZMATEK When I was a small kid, I thought my uncle was an engineer. So I wanted to be an engineer when I grew up. All through till when I was in high school. I discovered my uncle just collected classic cars part time and majorly perused through…

BULOTI MAGUTA MAGUTA At 27 I was supposed to have gotten a well-paying job, married with one kid. Naaaa! It wasn't me. I never had such fantasies. It was all going to happen whenever it was to happen. Well, I know things I want to have achieved before am 40…

KWA GROUND VITU NI DIFFERENT The most disappointing thing is to get to the top only to find that there is nothing for you up there. To get everything that you have ever wanted in life and still not be happy. The more I grow up the more I realize…