Erica Steussie

Only you will remember the entire afternoon when you and your spouse weren’t speaking because you insisted that you knew enough Spanish to get directions, and ended up in an abandoned industrial park with only one-way streets and what looked like the cast of The Hills Have Eyes.

… loudly say, “Well, I am left-handed” every time somebody is in earshot. Tell people you’re a twin. Tell people you’re an architect (nobody knows anything about architecture). This is your Pat Healy moment.

Only you will remember the entire afternoon when you and your spouse weren’t speaking because you insisted that you knew enough Spanish to get directions, and ended up in an abandoned industrial park with only one-way streets and what looked like the cast of The Hills Have Eyes.