ErinEphMoving? Get To Know Your New Local Cult!According to the Pew Research Center, somewhere around half of American adults no longer live in their hometown. While Americans have…May 6, 2017May 6, 2017
ErinEphManchester: The Best City You’re Not Visiting.Last year, while reeling from a breakup, I decided to travel solo to Iceland in mid-January. The prospect of 24-hour midnight and $11 beers…Apr 1, 20171Apr 1, 20171
ErinEphActual Conversation at Work, 1/30/17Female Co-worker #1: What happened with the riot on Sunday?Jan 31, 2017Jan 31, 2017
ErinEphI Left the Country for Inauguration Day and All I Got Was This Lousy Intestinal ParasiteI just flew in from a tropical vacation abroad, and boy am I upset about the continuing dismantling of my country.Jan 24, 2017Jan 24, 2017
ErinEphinBullshit.ISTChristmas Eve Is Better Than Christmas Day and We Are Not Arguing About ThisAs someone who generally distrusts holidays for one or more of the following reasons:Dec 3, 20161Dec 3, 20161
ErinEphinBullshit.ISTMy Friends Have Gone to Standing Rock and All I Can Do is ApologizeDisclaimer: shit’s about to get dark, guys. Come back tomorrow for snide comments about interior design and bad TV or whatever.Dec 3, 20161Dec 3, 20161
ErinEphinApplaudienceMovies To Watch When I’m Hungover and Not Really At Any Other TimeThe term “guilty pleasure” gets thrown around a lot for things that don’t seem like they’d inspire actual guilt. It’s fine to like lame…Nov 27, 2016Nov 27, 2016
ErinEphinBullshit.ISTHow a Medical Condition Helps Me Feel Okay About Smashing a Piece of Pie in a Waffle IronI am anemic. To be more precise, I have a hereditary iron-deficiency anemia that is resistant to changes in my diet. This means that I have…Nov 25, 20162Nov 25, 20162
ErinEphinBullshit.ISTI Had an Awkward Thanksgiving Conversation So You Don’t Have ToI’m lucky in a lot of ways: I can wear jeans to the office, I get groceries delivered to my house in an hour, and I don’t have to go home…Nov 24, 20162Nov 24, 20162
ErinEphinBullshit.ISTYou Always Buy Purebred Dogs So You Probably Voted for TrumpDisclaimer: no, I did not write this article purely so I could Google “room full of corgis,” although I must admit that I was not…Nov 19, 2016Nov 19, 2016