ErinEphMoving? Get To Know Your New Local Cult!According to the Pew Research Center, somewhere around half of American adults no longer live in their hometown. While Americans have…5 min read·May 6, 2017----
ErinEphManchester: The Best City You’re Not Visiting.Last year, while reeling from a breakup, I decided to travel solo to Iceland in mid-January. The prospect of 24-hour midnight and $11 beers…8 min read·Apr 1, 2017--1--1
ErinEphActual Conversation at Work, 1/30/17Female Co-worker #1: What happened with the riot on Sunday?5 min read·Jan 31, 2017----
ErinEphI Left the Country for Inauguration Day and All I Got Was This Lousy Intestinal ParasiteI just flew in from a tropical vacation abroad, and boy am I upset about the continuing dismantling of my country.8 min read·Jan 24, 2017----
ErinEphinBullshit.ISTChristmas Eve Is Better Than Christmas Day and We Are Not Arguing About ThisAs someone who generally distrusts holidays for one or more of the following reasons:6 min read·Dec 3, 2016--1--1
ErinEphinBullshit.ISTMy Friends Have Gone to Standing Rock and All I Can Do is ApologizeDisclaimer: shit’s about to get dark, guys. Come back tomorrow for snide comments about interior design and bad TV or whatever.3 min read·Dec 3, 2016--1--1
ErinEphinApplaudienceMovies To Watch When I’m Hungover and Not Really At Any Other TimeThe term “guilty pleasure” gets thrown around a lot for things that don’t seem like they’d inspire actual guilt. It’s fine to like lame…9 min read·Nov 27, 2016----
ErinEphinBullshit.ISTHow a Medical Condition Helps Me Feel Okay About Smashing a Piece of Pie in a Waffle IronI am anemic. To be more precise, I have a hereditary iron-deficiency anemia that is resistant to changes in my diet. This means that I have…4 min read·Nov 25, 2016--2--2
ErinEphinBullshit.ISTI Had an Awkward Thanksgiving Conversation So You Don’t Have ToI’m lucky in a lot of ways: I can wear jeans to the office, I get groceries delivered to my house in an hour, and I don’t have to go home…6 min read·Nov 24, 2016--2--2
ErinEphinBullshit.ISTYou Always Buy Purebred Dogs So You Probably Voted for TrumpDisclaimer: no, I did not write this article purely so I could Google “room full of corgis,” although I must admit that I was not…7 min read·Nov 19, 2016----