Evan HanksThis Old Dude Claims to Be Hitler, But He Probably Isn’t HitlerAlright, stop me if you’ve heard this one before: A 128 year old man living in Argentina claims he is Adolf Hitler. Yeah right, I’m not…Jun 22, 2017Jun 22, 2017
Evan HanksMass Effect Andromeda Is A Dramatic Departure From The Classic TrilogyAfter getting my hands on an advance copy of Bioware’s latest space epic, I have completed my comprehensive review.Mar 15, 20171Mar 15, 20171
Evan Hanks5 Ways The Lions Can Improve Post Free AgencyThe first wave of free agency has passed, but the Lions still have work to do — In a big way.Mar 14, 2017Mar 14, 2017
Evan HanksWhy Ricky Wagner Makes Sense For The LionsThe Lions have agreed to terms with the former Ravens OT. Here’s why that’s a good move.Mar 8, 2017Mar 8, 2017
Evan HanksSome Dick Hit My Car And I’m Fired UpAlright man, what the fuck. I was in Aldi for like twenty minutes at most, and this is what I come back to? You couldn’t even leave a note…Jan 18, 2017Jan 18, 2017
Evan HanksTaco Bell’s new logo is dumb and ugly, just like their old one.This is probably one of those things where no one cares what I think about it, but I have to say it anyway: The new Taco Bell logo is dumb…Nov 15, 20161Nov 15, 20161
Evan HanksTrash Human Tries To Relate With Garbage LunchScott Walker is an out of touch moron. Let’s talk about his awful lunch.Nov 4, 2016Nov 4, 2016
Evan HanksinSports LoserEvan’s Fantasy Football Corner: Quarterback BreakdownWhich Cue Bees are hot and which ones are not? Who’s up and who’s down? Let’s take a deep dive and break it down.Aug 19, 2016Aug 19, 2016
Evan HanksinSports LoserI’m All About These New Bud Light CansBud Light’s new “your team can” campaign Is designed to pander to dumb NFL fans. It’s totally working.Aug 2, 2016Aug 2, 2016
Evan HanksThings I Could Have Done Instead Of Listen To Megadeth’s “The World Needs A Hero”“The World Needs A Hero” is 57 minutes and 49 seconds long. What should I have done in that time instead?Jul 27, 2016Jul 27, 2016