A Small Matter of Etiquette

‘On my planet, we do not wear hats.’

‘Good God!’ I spluttered. ‘How damned uncivilised! Well listen here you bloody bounder, you’ll not be removing mine! Not by the hairs that still cling to my scalp!’

‘Then, my friend, we shall be forced to remove your head…’

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