I Replaced The Word ‘Millennials’ With ‘43-Year-Old White Men’ And Now These Headlines Are *Italian…
Amanda Rosenberg

Stick it in whatever uncomfortable orifice you want Amanda, if you can’t shoot your gun straight get the hell out of the shooting range. The 40’s aren’t Boomers, we’re Gen-Xers, who since the 90’s have been pressed against the glass ceiling of corporate America in the positions the boomers once promised us would be ‘advancement to new and great things.’

Then they milked us dry until we walked out the door, middle finger flying high, telling them exactly how we feel. We’re just as pissed as you, but unlike the whiny ass millennials who have it just as crappy as the last 30 years of generations have had it, Gen-Xers knew enough to aim at the correct targets and not piss off our allies.

So as Gen-X, “the no-good, lazy, angry generation that would never amount to anything” would say, check your dates and citations. We were the FIRST ones to graduate to crippling debt, inflated mortgages and stagnated wages. We just don’t whine about it every other day in our publications, we’re to busy trying to fix it for you little pukes. You’ll have to give us time, we’re the SMALLEST generation ever, at least you have f-ing numbers.

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