Alt Facts: Something that may have occurred on a Tuesday.
Kellyanne Conway: “Mr. President, I regret to tell you that people are organizing another march on Washington.”
Trump: “Who is it this time, the gays? Transgenders? Wall-hating Mexicans? Crippled reporters? Sikhs who are mistaken for Muslims? Pansy-ass white guys whose wives told them to vote for Hillary?”
Kellyanne: “No sir, it’s all the illegal immigrants who committed voter fraud.”
Trump: [blink] [blink]
Trump and Kellyanne together: “HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa…