Aug 24, 2017 · 1 min read
Try to lighten up on the hyperbole, please, I’m getting diabetes. “The hell we went through”? Take it down about 3,769 notches, would you? And what’s this? “We don’t care what you did or what you’re doing because we are finally ‘movin’ on up.’”? You do realize what an indictment this is. That you don’t care what Trump does — say with normalizing Nazis and playing footsie with Putin — because you’ve got a few extra dollars at the end of the month for which you inexplicably give him the credit. You forgot to tell me what a true American you are and how proud you are of a thrice-married president who brags to the boy scouts about how rich people get laid more than poor ones, especially if they own yachts.