How You Like Me Now?

What is your favourite word? … Infinity
What is your least favorite word? … Final
What’s the most disgusting or inappropriate thing that’s been said to you in the passion of sex? … What’s ‘sex’? Oh, you mean masturbation.
Same question reversed? … ‘In the passion of ______’
What turns you on creatively, spiritually & emotionally? … My one-sided conversations with Clarity.
What turns you on sexually? … The small of the back. The ribcage. It’s a tie.
What turns you off? … Feet
What turns you off sexually? … Feet
Where is the sleaziest place you have had sex? Who was it with? … My desk. With myself.
What is your favorite curse word? … George W. Mother Fucking War Crimes Bush. Fucker.
What sound or noise do you love? … My voice.
What sound or noise do you hate? … My voice.
Who, in your opinion is “sexy ugly”? Steve McQueen. Guess which one.
If it was “for the sake of the art” would you have actual sex on stage?… Sure, if I could direct the performance.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt … Assassin (Guess who I would assassinate… c’mon, you know who I mean. Guess this means another visit from fucking Homeland Security, doesn’t it.)
What profession would you not like to try? Why? … I’m up for most anything. Why? “What, me worry?”
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? … Come see my titty collection.