In a Way, Medium Kinda Sucks. And Blows

I keep getting shit from Twitter people wanting me to join them on Facebook.

I can’t.

I left Facebook after I got fired from my job because some dickhead Onate High School student videotaped me on his fucking invisible cellphone while I opined that Nobel peace Prize Obama was a fucking traitor.

Besides, Medium is my new Facebook. Way more fun.

And yet, Medium is a kind of a time suck, like FB was. I spend more time here than with my wife.

God forgive me for what I am about to say.

Nah. I ain’t gonna say it. Use your imagination.

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