I liked the opening lines, so I decided to throw caution to the wind and see how many times I could…
Lon Shapiro
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Long time no see, my friend.

Here’s my clapping protocol. You earned 50 claps for reasons I won’t go into. Maybe if we put your claps with my claps we can buy an ice cream soda for two.

One clap, two clap, three clap, forty?

By clapping more or less, you can signal to us which stories really stand out.