It ain't what you think. Former newsman, car salesman, teacher. Everything is Thou, if you so allow it. You can find some of it at https://youtu.be/w6RtVjMDHzE
Here on the net, it is a federal crime to molest an oyster. It is against the law to bite a webmaster. It is illegal to enter a chat group with a deadly weapon. It is morally wrong to take a screen shot of a rabbit on any Sunday during the months of January, February, and March, unless you have a license. And, it is against the law to wear a mask while cybershopping.
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